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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do women really cheat more than men?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Why should the US public listen to Lauren Boebert, the queen of hypocrisy tell us, "We need morals back in our nation" when her real-time video is the heartbeat of immoral? Why does her audio not match her video?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

What caused the stock market to crash?

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Has Great Britain ever been considered a "hyper-power" like the United States or Russia are currently considered? If not, why?

Just Forget it!

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How do you identify a woman player?

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I Thought My Husband Had a Good Reason to Avoid Sex. Then I Saw Something I Wish I Hadn’t. - Slate Magazine

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Man Sits On and Breaks Crystal-Encrusted ‘Van Gogh’ Chair in Italian Museum Before Fleeing - ARTnews.com