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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:00

Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do women really cheat more than men?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
Freaks and Cheeks
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
What caused the stock market to crash?
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do you identify a woman player?
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts